ELB Cut Snake Hat



100% cotton dad hat embroidered with the ELB Cut Snake mascot and logo.

Snakes symbolize all evil. Money is the root of all evil. Harpoons go stabby stabby and make dead snakes look like money. Does it mean anything? Who knows. Who cares. Like all ELBs, I was raised on participation trophies and the principle that anything I do is full of worth and artistic merit.


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